Is this when he went through his goth phase?

I think my neighbors are throwing onions into chainsaws, lumberjack-show-style. That’s the only explanation I can come up with.

Forget about this story, why won’t anyone report on the apparent spree of people placing onions in front of commenters? Is it a prank? A gift? Some form of terrorism? What of the dust storms that are now plaguing offices? Are they natural, a byproduct of climate change? Some manmade HAARP style phenomenon?

“He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.” This sentence is so wonderful. It’s like the most amazing Mad Libs ever.

I couldn’t get through it, but here’s a Storify of Chris Kluwe reading his awful, awful poems.

He self-published a book of poetry called Eskimo Papoose that was full of plagiarized Tori Amos lyrics.

But, you don’t actually know that is what happened.

When your immediate take on a situation is “she’s a liar; she leaked the tape” and not “holy shit he’s a violent drunken asshole,” that’s what I mean by giving him a pass.

I couldn’t care less if she leaked it. Who gives a shit?! His behaviour, on the other hand, is really scary.

We don’t actually know if she is lying. Someone at the courthouse could have leaked it just as easily. But, what gets me is the clear contempt you have for her in your comments while saying nothing about Depp’s behavior, which is far worse.

How does her possibly lying seem so much worse than watching him do violent…

Yes, the most important thing is whether she leaked the video, not the pattern of behavior the video displays. I wish I was a famous, rich, and attractive (to many) man, imagine what I could get away with!!

Well, but honestly, so what?

This is such bullshit. I pointed this out to someone who is a “supporter”. Their response would have been funny had it not been chilling. She said “Well, in my day a woman knew her place. You don’t speak out against those who are wealthier because they are more powerful. This little girl (ACK!!!!) should be covering…

I don’t believe you. That sounds like something a dirty centaur would say.

Stranger Things is like someone took so many of my favorite things, put them in all in a pie, set the exact right temp and baked it for precisely long enough.
Peak Stephen King, John Carpenter’s amazing synth scores, Close Encounters-era Spielberg, peppered with delicious dashes of Alien and Silent Hill, all filtered…

(Well, that’s kind of the point of training.)

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.

There’s a good one that didn’t make the cut where the reader used the phrase “Not only” seven times in a 400 word diatribe.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...