Right? Can we do it once a month even? I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

It was so much fun. I had low expectations because of the vivid memories that I have of when A.J. Daulaurio “hosted” Jezebel, but it turned out great! So many funny commenters. It actually inspired me to sign up for the Deadspin newsletter, who woulda’ thunk it?!

Seconded.

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

Overalls Grandpa for President 2016.

If you still miss the time when Deadspin took over Jezebel for April Fools’ Day

How about - I only have one pillow, but I have something else for you to lay on. BOOM. Sex explosion.

I like where your heads at—MY PILLOW, LATER TONIGHT!!! How’s that for a pickup line? It mixes tenses, but most women don’t understand English grammer anyways.

Penetrate the glass ceiling. Friendzone is where people go when they try to have deep meaningful things with someone who is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*clears throat*

Burneko no longer cooks, as he has learned to subsist on incredulous rage alone.

There is nothing sarcastic about my anticipation of Kara applying a “this is a Star War” gloss to futbol.

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.

I feel like no one is getting what day today is....

I really needed more time to brainstorm the perfect use of Drew Magary on the lady blog. Looking forward to Bobby Finger’s thoughts on Steph Curry and Kara Brown’s confused reporting on cool things that happened in a far away soccer match.

I fear and mistrust sports and consider this a covert attempt to try and induct me into one of your terrifying exercise cults and I will not have it, sir.

Come out to plaaaaaaay

Gizmodo already took over io9.