Otter approves of your cute animals and awards you ice cream.

I concur!

Happy International Women’s Day.

I am livid reading this. LIVID. BabyStu is 2 and even with the pneumococcal vaccine, meningitis is one of the worst fears parents have. Whenever your toddler gets really sick, it’s a panicked couple of days of trying to get them to communicate with you. Does your neck hurt? Do you think they’re moving jerkily/stiffly?…

I wrote some very angry and very murderous things that I don’t want to hit “publish” on. So instead here are some cute animals.

No, seriously. Get the fuck out with your anti-vaxxing nonsense. These two should be dumped into an underground prison for the rest of their miserable lives

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

How horrifying. But also, how gratifying to hear that the rescue people on the scene seemed to be legitimately concerned for her safety and dignity.

I hope the woman gets the help she needs.

I now have this fabulous image of Christie scuttling through the Jersey underbrush, circling family camping barbecues, desperately snatching at a hot dog...

Biden’s greatest-ever line was his description of Rudy Giuliani: “A noun, a verb, and 9/11".

I actually like Trevor Noah, but “Dimples McSmug Face” made me literally LOL. Thanks for that.

You ever see the Jersey Devil and Chris Christie in the same room? I thought not. Free the Jersey Devil back into the Pine Barrens!

It’s almost like, when you look deep enough, all humans are deeply flawed. And maybe we should admit that and move forward trying to work it out instead of vengeance seeking and blame-gaming and scapegoating. Nah, I must be drunk.

I’m so scared of Trump that I can’t find any jokes about him funny. Like I chuckle for a moment but they all just serve as reminders of how much he will destroy the country if he was elected.