Seriously. I had a 30% chance of having a successful vaginal delivery. So I opted not to try at all, even though my OB said I could try labor if I wanted. It never occurred to me to ask my then-spouse’s opinion on how I should deliver the baby. Like, I’m doing all the work here, it is 100% my choice of how it gets…

I’m sorry but FUCK YO DAD!!!

holy moses my dad was talking about this just a week ago. he was basically all but shaming my mom for having me via c-section and thus robbing me of those potent microbiomes that have left me an emotionally bereft glutten-eating heathen of schlubbiness.

It’s small but it’s designed as a proof-of-principle or pilot study, not a large scale epidemiological one. Basically you run a small study to see if your hypothesis holds water and then scale up if it does (like experimenting on animals or ex vivo before doing a human study).

That would be my guess. Yeah, that stuff is important, but you know what else is important? The breastmilk that comes out in the first 24 hours of life, if you’re able to breastfeed, because it is full of all of the good stuff that will help set up your newborn’s gut flora. So is holding your baby, interacting with…

I mean, are pre-adult abnormal martial artist terrapins really THAT far off from what Batman deals with in the larger DC-verse proper?

The Basics of Bloodborne’s story are very easy to grasp but you can get lost in the details.

And they’re happy about it. Just wanted to add that so folks don’t forget. These people aren’t for the precious babies. They’re for murdering anyone who doesn’t agree with their anti-choice/anti-women lifestyle.

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

For my life? Yes.

Aw, shit yeah, bro! Not all men! You’re so brave!

Of course most men can handle rejection. I would guess that the percentage who kill after being rejected is miniscule.

Don’t forget to dismiss all the #NotAllMen morons who will inevitably reply to you.

It’s really simple buddy. Women are murdered by men for “rejecting them” vastly more often than men are murdered by women for “rejecting them”.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

*WOOSH*