researchgrrrl
researchgrrrl
researchgrrrl

Nightmares and giggles in equal measure. Patricia, I appreciate your contribution to... science? Yes. Science.

It’s Ma Kent’s variation on the open twisted rib stitch. Ma Kent is one hell of a knitter.

I’m just going to answer every difficult question henceforth with “The Power Cosmic” without context.

The answer is simple: The Power Cosmic.

The key to understanding this, if it can be understood at all, is it took place in Maricopa County, Arizona - which I suspect is the most Northern part of Hell. It is the place of chain gangs and enthusiastic racial profiling. Actually, I don’t even think Satan would want to hang out there - he is probably pretty tan

Hey, c’mon now! He was having dickfeels because of her tits and had to let her know!

I feel like I just read an article by the onion. Except it’s real. Goddamn it I thought I would get through just one day without being appalled.

a wild creature like this one could easily cause someone to lose a limb.

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

this was the perfect opportunity for

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

More snow then, please

...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

Bitches gets shit done.