Thank you for providing a reason for me to tell the story of the most insane fucking thing I have ever had to do working security for NHL games.

Fuck, you sound like the local fucking police. Look, there’s no damned sign saying there’s an age limit on the god damned PlayPlace!

I made it through my childhood

I believe that’s what the old school kids referred to as getting “ethered”.

I will continue to pitch my sequel idea to Remedy.

Little tripod and trigger on a wire.

Everybody knows that strawberries are a-ok just the way they are, and the tops are extra yummy!

:( So do strawberry seeds.

I am having a good time commenting on a Slate article about Planned Parenthood counter protest. Her chant was “Yeast Infections!” to highlight the other services PP provide. None of the stupid christians commenting get the fucking point. They ALL just bang on about murdering babies. I agree that they think any kind of…

Jesus WEPT.

Fun fact! Guess which women as a population are more likely to suffer from sexual pain disorders? If you guessed women from very conservative/ fundamentalist religious backgrounds, you’re right... I can’t imagine how a ring is supposed to be this magical on/off switch that can change sex is a sin/evil/will kill you…

You know when people say “I wouldn’t wish _____ on my worst enemy”?

Right?

My thought exactly. My own vagina just slapped shut up in a dry vacuum of revulsion thinking of a man like this between my legs.

Don’t read the comments on that “article”. Don’t. Just don’t.

This is why I keep a mirror on the ceiling above my bed! I have yet to be turned to stone and I’m fucking Gorgons on the daily, my man.

I’m sure this guy pictures himself being best buddies with Jesus if he lived in the first century, and not part of the mob that wanted him dead.

It takes 5 seconds to google to find an example, but I get it, you don’t want to become aware of the problem.