This is the best thing I will read all day. Thank you.
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The cane gave me cruel hope he’s the product.
You can watch it muted. It’s 34 seconds with a silly visual payoff. The lyrics are irrelevant for the joke. If it helps, per the payoff, the creator isn’t a fan of the song.
JIC a bump from the greys can help boost this.
Even Abbie walking away from the parents to say ‘Cover story is covered, Dad will be watching you from a little distance while we check the girls’ bedroom’ would have been twenty seconds well spent on verisimilitude (or at least maintaining disbelief suspension). I agree: it is very nice to have such minor complaints…
I handwaved that Abbie introduced Crane as a specialist with kids (thus the silly outfit) and Dad stationed himself where he could keep an eye and ear on Crane. Dad’s still inexplicably and inexcusably negligent, but we’ll pretend he knew his daughter wouldn’t speak to Crane if he was actually close enough to…
I have a feeling that all the anti-science Kryptonian leaders who refused to stop exploiting the planet’s resources will ultimately play out as Republicans in Spaaaaace. I’m okay with that.
If Constantine had had a showrunner as into the source material as Fuller and as capable as knowing which bits to adapt for the small screen AND hadn’t wasted so much time forcing the series into being Supernatural Lite instead of showing us what makes my One True Comic Book Boyfriend compelling as a character, the…
Naked Lunch.
I still twitch about Oliver calling Diggle by name while they were fighting the Triad, right where China White could hear. I still can’t believe they did that.
And he and May were vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, which basically means he was in the ocean when the terrigen hit. He wouldn’t have had the delay of waiting for the fish oil capsules to become available.
The nature of his crime — abducting and raping a sick baby, only to swing her by the legs until he battered her to death against a wall — leaves me unable to feel anything except untroubled by his execution. Your comment made me realise the fact that he was charged, tried, and convicted is why I am in this instance…
The gallows is a ghastly way to die. I have no problem with this bastard being hanged for what he did.
Plus, he spent his entire life in his brother’s shadow, with his parents failing to support his passion and talent for mechanical engineering. Meanwhile, Colonel Cold would have such an appreciation for the kid who built such amazing ice/fire/gold guns AND who came up with such entertaining names for his kids. I will…
I would so love for Ironside!Snart to decide that Cisco is perfect for his darling daughter and is the son-in-law of his dreams.
So glad to read someone else has escaped a personal hell. You describe that almost indescribable feeling of freedom and relief well.
It’s nice to know the real backstory for Alien vs Predator, isn’t it?
Thank you! I have spent almost a year regularly calling the cops. I’ve had to swear out protective orders. I’ve had to testify in court. I’ve needed Adult Protective Services and Animal Welfare to intervene. I reached a point where my PTSD became so bad, I’m in the process of being declared disabled. I am safe from…
And in the first Vertigo ep, after Oliver offered that line to Felicity about being out of bottles and Diggle couldn’t even be in the same room with him anymore. He just walked away. I loved that entire scene so much. I am so glad Oliver has been consistently written to be the worst at coming up with cover stories on…