I'm definitely seeing why he and Gwyneth get along as well as they do.

I don't know if this has already been covered here, but the tool behind The Fappening did an AMA to express how unhappy he is that his privacy isn't being respected. I feel like this needs a FB-style [NOT SATIRE] tag. http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/8/61210…

This is more or less the same story, but with a bonus vid of…

Who knew that all that the destruction of all that is good, true, and holy in the States would be so sweet and huggable (and probably smell really nice in a comforting sort of way) to behold?

And, truly, I am so glad to see this pic and this post. After the stories about the latest shithead cop and so many horrible…

I am so glad I scrolled through these comments before I clicked through to read the original article. Thank you for reminding me not to look at the comments over there.

You still deserve a star for that ice cream cone Texas cops hand out. That's why there are so many DQs in that state, after all.

The other day, I saw a comment written by a woman who was miserable about freezing when an asshole groped her and ruined her night at a concert. It's for her sake and for the sake of anyone else who has reacted or will react with silence or stillness in that kind of situation: ignoring them or otherwise not…

Didn't have a chance to pop by this morning, so I'll have a belated lunchtime tequila shot in solidarity with you.

Gonna get unavoidably alliterative here: if my response had been silence, snark, screams; freezing, fighting, fleeing, his choice to escalate his aggression is still HIS CHOICE. (I'm not directing this…

The only reason I do not explode into ASSCAPS more often is the hope that each of those comments is nudging me toward the day I can spontaneously Force-choke assholes through Internet. Mark my words: that day will come, and soon if the pounding in my temples is any indication.

What makes me angry with myself is that I have had to make myself regard that assault as an assault. It's such small beer compared to other shit I've dealt with — being followed home, being harassed, being beaten and raped — that my default response is to file that particular incident under 'meh, just one of those…

I desperately hope that no one working there as a caterer or staff member was a woman because that is an environment ripe for rapey gropes and rapey comments.

What guys like the guy who told you we need to ignore guys like this fail to understand (possibly deliberately) is that not only does ignoring not work, but IRL women never know when attempts to dismiss and ignore will subsequently still get this kind of unhinged response AND bonus physical violence thrown in. We…

As a knitter who designs her own patterns on occasion, I kind of dig that subtle bondage-strap quality of the collar/button band on that very first jacket. I think I'll nick a variation of that for my next transition-season jacket, thanks. :)

'JESUS BLESSES' is as far as I get on the crosspiece before my brain starts generating rude/nonsensical concluding words out of pure self-defence.

I'm reluctant to get behind Jessica Williams taking over the world solely because that might keep her too busy to take over TDS when J-Stew retires. (That's assuming she doesn't get snapped up for her own series the way the former heir apparent, John Oliver, did.) She would be a fantastic host.

Her parents seem so proud of her and delighted by her, I think we're seeing a case of two people who literally have no desire to change a single hair on their daughter's head. I suspect they'll be perfectly happy to let Blue Ivy change her hair whenever it is that she's old enough/interested at all in trying…

For all I know, they were her private security team. I find all possible versions equally acceptable because they all point to her making a pretty damned serious transition that had an underbelly to it that most celebrity splits don't have.

Sister knows how to play the long game and how to win the hell out of it, that's for sure. I loved how she maintained such perfect poise and just the right note of relaxed happiness even when her building was surrounded by those Scientology thugs with guns. After squaring off with that cult and winning, I daresay…

This, exactly. When that story first broke, all I could think is that it could sit alongside various gripping, harrowing escapes WWII escapes, the kind where you know the ending but you still get chills and need to give yourself little reminders to breathe because of all the shit that had to come together JUST RIGHT…

Same here. Her escape was amazing. That shit was planned and executed perfectly. I don't know much about her either, but her fucking brio in ditching him (and by extension the entire cult of Scientology) has me wishing her all the best in her roles as a mother, an actor, and a happy, healthy human being.

I found seven bucks today in the coin pocket of an old wallet. I'm thinking of staying home and avoiding the Internet tomorrow because I cannot imagine this week will end on a higher note than that.