Michelle's adorable outrage and his equally adorable self-satisfied cheek in response is still just as adorably adorable as it was the first time I saw this.

It should be the new campaign slogan: 'Romney/Ryan 2012: Penalty Dicks for Everyone!' It's perfect.

I reached the point where I had to start wearing adult diapers lined with three overnight/extra long pads in a T-shape so I could have more than twenty minutes between needing to change products and actually sleep in two to three hour increments. This, twice a month when it wasn't this for a solid 30+ days with a…

This will show up as a prop in some flick featuring an eccentric (or evil or both) rich guy. The custom heads will be too much to resist for a sight gag.

This actually seems a bit like a bit of groundwork being placed for a work of fiction. They did that on sister site io9 with an article about zombies that turned out to be used as a footnote in The Zombie Autopsies. (Then again, NASA probably wouldn't be in cahoots and I haven't gotten around yet to JFGingI where…

My take on this was this is at least in part down to far-right butthurt over the way folks called for advertisers to drop Rush Limbaugh and had some success in doing so. If we can do that to one of THEIR guys then they can do the same to one of OURS and we can just SEE how we LIKE THAT.

And as one of the few remaining, tragically dwindling, verging-on-extinction specimens of white people, I recently reinforced the success of your gene pool contamination by having my child-free self chlorinated. That's right: thanks to tubal ligation, there's one less breeder for this desperate, final bid to save…

I've had all the 'too this' and 'too that' thrown at me that have already been mentioned here, so I'll spare y'all those stories. However, this conversation has reminded me of one of the scariest Life Lessons ever to come my way.

I wish I knew less about this fandom because then I could pretend this was an attempt at being funny. D: