“But she’s got a new hat!”

Hey, I’m no expert, but it looks like he’s had experience choking-

While Harper is an arrogant dickbag quite often, I would not blame him in the slightest for demanding a trade if Papelbon is still on the 40-man roster tomorrow.

Finally, the internet can agree on something. Jonathan Papelbon is a piece of shit.

Jonathan Papelbon a douchebag? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you!