The Players' Union agrees to the following marijuana policy:

Picking Josh Gordon up on waivers this week is not working out as I planned.

Wanna make your kids hate you forever? Keep cutting off those switches. You're also going to perpetuate the abuse. Great parenting.

Ooops, I forgot that players are forced, at gun point, to pursue a dangerous profession that provides a ludicrous amount of money. I guess we should also bring more attention to the plight of those who wasted hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars within five years. It isn't cherry picking when the process…

I think we can all agree that the NFL doesn't give a shit about women, kids, puppies or anything at all other than the $$$$$.

Can't wait to see how he screws this up.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Now we get to find out who the NFL cares less about, women or kids.

Both Alzheimer's and Parkinson's would suck. On the bright side, you can hide your own easter eggs, but your selfies look blurry as hell.

Question: Kevin Turner made $2.1 million in 1996. The average per capita income that year was just over $24k. The run of the mill person would have to work for 85 years at that level to reach what he made in salary plus bonus. The article from the link states that he'd like to have something to leave for his kids. So…

On the bright side, they can see all the Harry Potter movies again like it's the first time!

I thought the Ice Bucket Challenge taught us that Gatorade showers would cure Lou Gehrig's....

Condoms.

You read an article about our abortion rights being slowly stripped away in this country, and your comment is about how "easy and common" abortion is as a medical procedure?

Right now abortion is becoming too common of a procedure.

Joke's on you, BYU doesn't even know the Hail Mary.

sure....its real easy to place all the responsibility on the man. So I guess gender equality is only a thing when women benefit. Both wrong. Both should have to deal with the consequences.

any woman who can hit a man, a man shouldn't have to sit there and take the abuse.

For what, exactly? I see a slap and the people who edited the video say she hit him in the elevator. Correct me if I'm wrong, that makes 2 times that she physically hit him. Now, obviously those hits were very soft and in no way warranted Rice's actions...but he openly admitted that the punches weren't as hard as…

That against any sort of laws? Attorneys are paid to help their client, not empress you with their ethics.