The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Fuck you Deadspin. Who are you to mock the lifelong tradition and heritage of white men to be racially insensitive? Blackface is a time-honored tradition going all the way back to the good ol' days of 19th century, when things were better. 83% of black people have no problem with blackface. Stupid libturds getting…

Allen Bestwick may have had the best line about the whole situation, "When I asked which driver's shirt he was wearing while doing this, I found out... He wasn't wearing a shirt."

Clemson and Northeast Derp State are border rivals

OK. Go check out the job listings at the NCAA compliance office. You'd be a good fit.

Yes of course. Just like Michelle Obama congratulated her just so she could lock up 1 more vote for 2024.

S-U-A! S-U-A!

You might be confused. The brain is located in the head; not the blocker's shoulder or the would-be-tackler's chest.

comments like this do nothing but further perpetuate stupid culture.

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I agree, it seems like an absolutely mind-numbing job filled with endless vapid interviews filled with meaningless, cliched answers to obvi-[is shown the paycheck] I WANT TO BE ONE.

Great move by the Cincy management, Dan Snyder should read this and take notes on being a decent human being. Fuck Dan Snyder

Stay classy, Cincy. Well played.

Because the NFL is a giant morals clause.

HAHAHA fair enough, but at least they made it!

I just hope the court system is capable of getting an erection so they can properly fuck this guy.

Well...good. Don't think anymore needs to be said about that. But, I'll revisit this post in a hour or two and comb the comments for a funny joke or some such.

Piffle. When one has the legs of a Greek god then it is one's duty to share said legs with the rest of the world.