Husker fan here. you should mention that Westerkamp was also the guy that caught our Hail Mary touchdown last year against Northwestern to win the game.

I fucking love football.

It was 107 degrees out, homeboy just wanted to stay cool. Human rights issue IMO.

Charlie Sheen has lost some weight.

Tiny dicks on ESPN? What is this, First Take?

Thank you, Miami, for taking a chance on Daunte Culpepper. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

SEC is all about defe...oh.

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

Of all people that should chill out and take a hit. This guy,

As always, this is all Nick Saban's fault.

The product of a marriage between first cousins?

He's just showing his support of Roger Goodell and NFL policy.

The back of it says, "The only black things that I like are t-shirts."

strong wife or poor craftsmanship ?

I went to Eastern Michigan, and we'd gladly take some fireworks ruining our long-storied traditions, but they'd just be mistaken for gunfire.

I'm a bit confused...at first you say:

In Buffalo, not only is there no question that's a woman, she's also about an 8.

"Chief Blowing Buffalo would be proud."
- Dan Snyder

I was at that game. 3 girls flashed us for cans of warm Coors Light.
Boobs also turn blue when they're cold.

Sweatpants tucked into Uggs? Yea, that sounds about right.