repurposed-simpsons-quotes
Repurposed Simpsons Quotes
repurposed-simpsons-quotes

Iris and Barry’s wedding:

“It’s true! It’s true! You’re so lame!”

“Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to boil my ethnicity down to an accent. You leave me no choice but to…ask you nicely again.”

“Now, this is just between me and you, samurai hat!”

Floriana Lima: Hey, guys, I want to pursue new opportunities. Could you write Maggie off the show in a respectful way?

Mindy came up with the charity idea during a coke binge, but the difference is that she actually wanted to follow through. She withdrew her life savings with the intent to start the charity, but died before she could. Tahani never had that epiphany that she should do something good just for the sake of doing good.

Clearly you missed WABF22, when The Simpsons return to the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con and are forced to sit through the premiere of “The Unhumans.”

I looked up Auran’s comic book powers on Wikipedia and saw “Parabolic Healing.” Then I realized I misread it and it actually said “Parabolic Hearing.” Now I wonder if Scott Buck just misreads Wikipedia pages when he does these adaptations.

I was going to make a witty remark about Mutant X, but apparently that show premiered in 2001.

I didn’t see it as political at all. It was more of a medical ethical dilemma, which are staples of the science fiction genre. And I thought it was just as much about female infanticide as it was about trans issues.

I have traveled Manhattan to find you
I know your name
They have stolen the light from inside you
But this does not define you
This is not who you are
You know who you are
Who you truly are
Elektra!

“The Zelda thing means the taxes.”

Commentariat: “Nice article, AV Club. Did Will Harris write it for you?”