Drinking while pregnant results in morons. Morons result in creepy orange freaks having a serious shot at becoming president. Therefore, if you’re drinking while preggers YOU are at fault for what’s happening right now. Every single child I know whose mother drank while pregnant is an imbecile.

Save the fetus, starve the child. Love the fetus, punish the birth-vessel.

Dare to dream.

Best for Rocco? Sorry, it’s way too late to abort.