Montreal is a fucking rad city. Tampa is where old white people go to die. There’s absolutely no comparison.

Pictured: MK2 parts that typically need replacement

“Don’t mind me, just replacing the turn signal bulb.”

Pictured: VW in standard “service position”

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

This Girard guy sounds like an absolute lunatic who probably should have been institutionalized decades ago. Burying a copy of your W-2 over your old boss’ casket is not the indication of a well mind.

This is in terrible taste, but I can’t help myself.

A patient, yet bloodthirsty Youppi waits for his turn to smash Loria’s big fat head in.

I’m waiting for the 18 part Deadspin series on how Boston is racist because of taunts by Black Hawk fans.

Mostly thumbs.

I’ve never adblocked. Whatever this comglomeration of websites has been doing with ads these past 2 weeks has sucked so bad I finally downloaded one.

“Gimme a T!”

Don’t “you people” me!

This is some 1%’er bullshit and I’m ashamed of you.

Driving around in a fucking Maybach, Trim-shaming someone’s V6 Camaro and cheering when they are shut-down by the man while chasing their dreams of speed?

Labrador retrievers?

My parents always used the proven hang a tennis ball from a string trick when I was a kid.

Connecticut.

its mississippi, pretty sure all you need to qualify to be legal is a steering wheel

Technically, that’s “The American,” Mike Skinner’s livery, not Dale Earnhardt’s.