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This is some 1%’er bullshit and I’m ashamed of you.

Driving around in a fucking Maybach, Trim-shaming someone’s V6 Camaro and cheering when they are shut-down by the man while chasing their dreams of speed?


Labrador retrievers?

My parents always used the proven hang a tennis ball from a string trick when I was a kid.

Connecticut.

its mississippi, pretty sure all you need to qualify to be legal is a steering wheel

Technically, that’s “The American,” Mike Skinner’s livery, not Dale Earnhardt’s.

1.) Eminem ain’t no musician. He is a talented Rap artist. Not an MC but a rap artist.

This reminds me of the old joke, “how is Clapton like a cup of coffee?”

Cream though. Ginger Baker (who later played with Fela Kuti) ruled hard enough to mostly make up for the Clapton aspect

The inevitable David’s ‘My Jeep broke down on the way to the show and I’m going to freeze to death’ article.

Does that say RAM or GMC?

So it won’t be a Toyota Supra, but a Gazoo?

Pretty sure that’s just a redaction of the photog’s partner in crime.

Google is pretty sure that’s a Tundra, dude.

Drat! I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!

So is that the Phantom of the Chrysler pant that haunts the production line to this day? Or is it just Old Man Johnson trying to put a stop to production thus ensuring that the plant has to close so he can buy it for cheap?

Adults my foot. That conversation begins and ends with fish penis. None of them are talking about being denied warmth and compassion for the entirety of an adult life and finally finding it in the arms of a supposed “monster”.

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

Step 1: Dump chicken strips, tacos, churros, onion rings, fries into deep fryer.

Well, maybe Kyrie is like not very religious. or he observes some religion other than Christianity. In which case Christmas would not be a holiday.