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1.) Eminem ain’t no musician. He is a talented Rap artist. Not an MC but a rap artist.

This reminds me of the old joke, “how is Clapton like a cup of coffee?”

Cream though. Ginger Baker (who later played with Fela Kuti) ruled hard enough to mostly make up for the Clapton aspect

HE’S 25???!!?! He’s 25, got into an argument over a video game and called the SWAT team????? Wtf is wrong with people? I thought he was going to be like, 13 or something.

The inevitable David’s ‘My Jeep broke down on the way to the show and I’m going to freeze to death’ article.

Does that say RAM or GMC?

So it won’t be a Toyota Supra, but a Gazoo?

Pretty sure that’s just a redaction of the photog’s partner in crime.

Google is pretty sure that’s a Tundra, dude.

Drat! I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!

So is that the Phantom of the Chrysler pant that haunts the production line to this day? Or is it just Old Man Johnson trying to put a stop to production thus ensuring that the plant has to close so he can buy it for cheap?

Adults my foot. That conversation begins and ends with fish penis. None of them are talking about being denied warmth and compassion for the entirety of an adult life and finally finding it in the arms of a supposed “monster”.

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

If you plan to go visit....

Step 1: Dump chicken strips, tacos, churros, onion rings, fries into deep fryer.

Well, maybe Kyrie is like not very religious. or he observes some religion other than Christianity. In which case Christmas would not be a holiday.

Wow, the last place I’d expect this story from is Florida.

41 years old.