Tom Savage and Nathan Peterman are rushing to download the app now. Will keep you posted.

A BMW got crunched up because a bunch of cops can’t leave space for the fire truck. At a huge raging fire... Are these cops new?

Yeah, as a Steelers fan I’m really excited for a week’s worth of stories about this loss, and how the Steelers have a chance to take the crown, and how maybe this is the *year*, man, this is *it* before Tom Brady rips the Steelers hearts out on national television to the tune of, oh, let’s say... 44-27 this time, with…

That was not bad atoll.

He was lethargic and grumpy, which well matched the play of his team last night. Just showing it’s a team-wide effort!

That’s why you plow WITH THE STORM. You know who waits until it’s done? The guy with the broken plow truck. I’ve owned half a dozen plow trucks, subcontracting commercial lots. You go out with 2 inches and continue until the snow stops. I’d have a blast plowing driveways with this thing and it would pay for itself in…

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

Does anyone care how Marlins Man is doing?

Has anybody checked in on Marlins Man lately?

Sounds like a personnel problem if you ask me.

That is the face of a man who has just ordered Derek Jeter a gift basket.

Using the knuckler even off the mound. The man lives his craft.

So that’s why he’s been working on the knuckle ball.

Can’t be surprised when he’s said this:

He also broke a mirror. He’s supposed to get seven years bad luck, but his lawyer thinks he can get him five.

And your 2017 New York Yankees Employee of the Year is........Derek Jeter!!!

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

That is odd.