Bill Belichick has the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

At least Washington has legalized a far superior alternative to help them mellow out

• Enraging a corrupt country. 

Fiberglass and iron, HOAs complain to representatives

Whoever drives that must get the funniest looks from everyone they meet.

Oh, it’s the Magic you know, never believe it’s not so.

Being an s10 I think the song was The Sweet “Balljoint Blitz”

Went to college in central New York and this brings back many repressed memories!

I would say the Harr wash, Rose Royce is earning endorsement checks the harrd way still...

Hey, a rare mention for my long disbanded hometown team who also threw baseball’s first perfect game! Also Lip Pike has to be one of the all time best names you can conjure!

The moment that will live in the punter’s nightmares forever

I had an alka-line for this but ohm sure glad you beat me to it

Hmm, the timing seems suspect. If Mr. Jones were on a game show...

Still and forever will be the much better Papa with much better ingredients and much better pizza and no forced idiotic banana peppers required

No worries, just tell the kids it’s a rocketship

After being down by 17 in the 3rd quarter the Celtics finally saw what Brown could do for them, thank you again Brooklyn!

Those wily Coyotes engaged in all sorts of methods to keep the unions out, I am surprised they did not contact the ACME corporation for help.

Did they play the Meowth game with him?

No love for minor league write-in Camden’s 18 year old soon to be demolished boondoggle?

And LiAngelo will also have some nice Louis Vuitton sunglasses to hide his face when the plane lands on the tarmac and is swarmed by the media.