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Oy, well this would explain a lot

Well according to his “sponsorship” he does have a codriver

At least he did not tell them to piss on old time hockey

Monday will not be a good day to be a pedestrian in Malibu!

Thank you for forcing that Garoppolo trade against coach Belichicks wishes Mr. Kraft, it looks like I owe you a favor

Spalding! I’m sorry, come back!!

Though you forgot to mention the one time where the strip comes full circle and a real person, Calvin’s one nemesis no less, actually plays calvinball with him towards the end of the strip’s run

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

At least Dodgers fans can take solace that Adrian Gonzalez can now again join his wife in a shoe design course in Italy. Is it wrong that I am also still sore about dem bums abandoning my 25 years late grandfather in Brooklyn back in ‘57 to sway my rooting interests?

He even has Dodgson there as the maroon line in and out of the LTD wagon taxi!!

He would have benefited from the 18th amendment but was done in by the 21st amendment instead

Knowing how the Niners work they will mold Garoppolo into the next Matt Cassel 

Oy, what a mensch that Bregman is, we can finally add another name to the leaflet!

It is working only slightly better than the Kony Ealy trade... 

So this was better than a Bears or Browns first round pick how? Oh I am sorry I mean in Bill we trust, mad genius, never makes mistakes ever, now he will sign some CFL QB or lacrosse player or something and craft them into gold. Or some other thing us Patriots fans keep telling ourselves... Oh, actually please sign

This is Texas after all, though pistols at high noon seems more likely than dawn with the hour at hand now

Nonsense, here is one of the cows used for regulation MLB baseballs in this series

12-12 going into the bottom of the ninth with a raging nor’easter outside. I will admit I have no stake in this other than as a fan of the game, but this is the perfect time for my power to go out...

Sounds like Lydia got an A on the math test

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