Turn heads in a Rolls Royce from the late 80s for the price of a lightly used Versa

It’s what plants crave

“Good riddance” - greek god of walks

Cue Giancarlo Stanton trade to the Yankees in 3...2...

I am sure he could always fall back on his old job

I think Ice Cube hopes that the Champions Basketball League would be down for whatever but it sounds like that bitch is slippin.

Maybe he can have the power to conjure flames again

It’s like Nuke Laloosh said, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.

A white early 2000s taurus? Now there is a car that blends in so well I am not sure how they even spotted it! One of the true car/color combos that are the kings of ubiquity.

It should last longer if it was manufactured using the Kragle

Well gents, we know what next year’s entries will be

Bellicheck will sign him and convert him into a slot receiver, just to troll the the Browns

If only he went to Philly as you wanted he could be just as miserable as you are!

I thought this was ‘Merica, so here is a good NASCAR read about the Alabama gang and it’s patriarch. Lots of good early 80s Buick stories in there as well!

What year was that danger Ranger ftw?

The 2019 Ford Edge

But this is Florida, where can they find people like that in the sunshine state?

Maybe he could go on a hunger strike as well so he could get around the bases

What this person pictures himself as, or maybe more Jefferson like instead...

Geez Alanis, I don’t wanna hear about these spaceship cars driven by people with names I can’t pronounce, I am gonna go back to Guns, Rifles and Country Thangs site for my automotive news!