My current winter beater is the ultimate sketch machine, complete with a broken gas gauge and typical old gm phantom ABS light, so rusty has a new rocker panel of duct tape. Bad at just about anything you task it with but can get through the snow here in New England. Did I mention it is a body on frame minivan, so…

I would much prefer to go with a decorated upper middle class twit

For those who don’t live around Wistah it is pronounced like the rat

And in 2070 going to an NHL game will be the only way to see any surface frozen!

But they were so close, though it could have been worse i suppose...

Sign says Nashville Tennessee But I have found; it’s a crazy town.

Ugg tell me about it. There can only be the big one

So then...

To quote the employee I asked:
“It seeeeeemmms fiiinnne toooooo mmmmeeeeee”

Thank you caution clock, for forcing teams who are trying to race for points to speed through repairs and put cars on the track that are more likely to cut down tires. This should stave off the mass migration of ratings that will follow Jrs retirement.

Still 2 balls, no strike

The next step is buying some ball bearings

could have been his mother calling

I love that Ted Williams first 10 years is actually twelve, so his WAR was held up by the war!

Nobody better tell PETA about how he got the “sensitive, intelligent” catfish skull to fit into the vacuum seal using the SUV.

The ushers at the Iglooo must have been scarred by something earlier in life

Summer is where again?

It is a good thing they are driving on a quad-oval instead

If we must glean some good news from this is one less headlight pattern to memorize/slow down for

Oh to be a worker in the 80s at Mitsuoka and being able to go home every day and say “I made a Bubu at work today!”