Jacket. Most hospitals I've been in are cold.
Ha! I don't really know who he is, but I just played the Chris Evans version and got him shirtless, so can confirm the naked. (I don't know if that's actually the highest tile, but if so, yay for my first "win.")
My cat just drank a bunch of water, vomited into her water bowl, and then drank the vomit-water (despite there being another fresh dish of water right next to her). I guess you could be doing that, which seems worse. But then, she appears to be enjoying herself, so I don't know.
Oh ugh, yes. Although I think of this as just plain cat behavior, without even treading into asshole!cat, but still yes. My fav (least fav) is when they make the "HURK!" noise while on me/my bed and I throw them onto the ground, only to have them run over to my very expensive rug, the only thing of value that I own,…
Clearly SHE'S the one with damage.
I have a formerly neglected cat who is 60% jerk and 40% best cat in the world, although the ratio is improving with time. My love and exasperation know no bounds. (He, as I frequently tell him, most certainly IS the reason I can't have nice things.)
Lots of water.
For future reference:
Ah ha! He is trying to train the human! Human must remember who paid for the couch.
One of the Jedi-mind-tricks I play on my cats when they are lounging where I want to be is that I rub my face on them, pet them, and hug them for a minute or two, then wander off like I got bored and distracted. Often, they either get so excited by the attention that they stand up and follow me, demanding more…