*angrily tosses sports almanac in Stegrelo's direction*

"Why don't you make like the Confederates, and get out of here?"

The White House’s two advisory councils of business executives disbanded earlier today amid fierce public criticism of Trump’s comments on the Charlottesville violence committed by white supremacists. To no one’s surprise, Trump attempted to take credit for the move, stating that “rather than putting pressure on the…

Nazism in Trump Tower? I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

You better sit down for this.

Trump held a press conference earlier today at Trump Tower, ostensibly to discuss infrastructure, and was accompanied by economic advisor Gary Cohn, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, and chief of staff John Kelly. Rather than roads and bridges, however, Trump yet again went off on the subject of recent violence in…

Thinking about Obama singing Al Green still makes me smile. The man was charming as all hell.

I for one condemn the egregious display of Kinja on many sides. On many sides.

That's already life without parole right there.

Between Trump and Arpaio, I'd have to call it a serious tie in terms of who I despise more. I know Trump is still the bigger threat by far, but somehow Arpaio still manages to grind my gears in all the wrong ways.

More than 48 hours after the murder and violence that erupted in Charlottesville, Virginia, Trump issued another statement on the matter, having been prodded to do so. He stated that “we condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence,” adding that “racism is evil, and…

Have you ever wanted to kill a commenting system? You will.

With Monica Bellucci as our special guest star!

Pence is far too boring for the high-stakes world of shows that are Miller-Boyett Productions.

Vice President Mike Pence criticized the media earlier today for its coverage of Trump’s remarks concerning the orgy of violence that occurred during the clash between white supremacists and counter-protesters in Charlottesville, Virginia. Currently visiting Columbia, Pence said he dislikes “the fact that many in the…

Trump is so damn toxic, so unbelievably, utterly worthless that he's like a cancer corrupting every single part of American society. Any shred of decency, empathy, or simple human logic still left now faces a battering ram of unhinged hatred being wielded by his deplorable supporters, each of whom deserve whatever…

Actually, he said he's doing both transgender people and the military a favor, because somehow he's bringing this tumultuous issue out into the open, or some nonsense like that. Take that as you will.

Release the hounds!

Trump held a press event earlier today, flanked by Mike Pence, H.R. McMaster, and CIA Director Mike Pompeo, that covered a wide array of topics, none of which left anyone feeling calmer. On the topic of Kim Jong Un, Trump stated: “I read about we’re in Guam by August 15. Let’s see what he does with Guam. He does…

Avocados. I hate these guys.