As would we all.

I'm looking forward to Sunday when it's revealed that Martin, taking a well-deserved break from his writing, made a cameo appearance and tackled Jaime into the water.

This is why I send all my emails through Morse code.

It will make the Borg look positively tame.

I really hope someone yells "That's a bingo!" every time he uses "tremendous."

It’s recently come to light that Paul Manafort’s home was raided by FBI agents on July 26 of this year. A spokesman for Manafort confirmed the raid, stating that the FBI “executed a search warrant at one of Mr. Manafort’s residences.” Neither the spokesman nor the FBI disclosed what was being sought or whether…

A wise man once said "two Kinjas don't make a right, nor iron bars a cage." Or something along those lines.

This is bad and you should all feel bad.

Trump responded to the increasingly tense situation with North Korea by stating the latter had “best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.” The remarks were made at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, and Trump offered no clarifications…

Don't feel bad. I can barely take five minutes of conviviality.

Only the classiest of people. You've never met them, but believe me, they've got tremendous taste.

I still can't fathom why Trump doesn't challenge one of the editors from these newspapers to an arm-wrestling contest and settle the matter once and for all. After all, if anyone prefers starting position, it would be Trump.

Two days after the U.N. Security Council unanimously approved new sanctions on North Korea, ostensibly to punish it for its recent ICBM launches, the rogue nation responded by calling the sanctions a “violent infringement of its sovereignty” that was all part of a “heinous U.S. plot to isolate and stifle” the country.…

Now I want a scene where Jaime goes full Arnold from "Predator," just screaming at Dany and the dragon: "C'mon, do it now! Kill me, I'm here!"

Spoiler Alert: Tyrion shot J.R.

That explains why he held a rally there today. Apparently all the adulation he got from the Boy Scouts wasn't enough to keep his ego fed.

I'll decide who's local or not!

He's seriously considering joining up with the milk people, but you didn't hear that from me.

Special counsel Robert Mueller has now reportedly impaneled a grand jury in Washington D.C. to investigate Russian efforts to influence the 2016 election, a significant escalation in the ongoing investigation. This comes as grand jury subpoenas have already been issued in connection with the June 2016 meeting where…

I have the dubious honor of having read exactly one book by Marrs, back in 2002 when I was dumb and still in high-school. The book was "Rule By Secrecy: The Hidden History That Connects The Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, and the Great Pyramids." To this day I still can't tell you what the hell was in it.