A TNT show about Shakespeare doesn't exactly inspire high hopes, but now I'm tempted to at least watch the pilot, if only to witness the audacious awfulness.

During June of 2016, Donald Trump Jr. met with Natalia Veselnitskaya, a Kremlin-linked lawyer, under the impression that the latter possessed damaging information on Hillary Clinton. The eldest Trump son did not attend the meeting alone, as then-campaign chairman Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner accompanied him. Trump…

I like how Trump's expression is mostly "Are we done yet?" whereas Merkel's seems to be more of the "Get me out of here" variety.

I want to believe.

Addressing an adoring crowd bused in by Poland’s right-wing government, Trump delivered a speech in Warsaw that was a clarion call “for family, for freedom, for country, and for God.” Drafted by Stephen Miller, the architect of the Muslim ban, Trump’s speech was notable for casting the West, and thereby himself, as…

It'll consist of people running in and out of curtained rooms, laughing loudly, while Lynch snaps his fingers and delivers a backwards-sounding speech to the sounds of jazzy music in the air.

Lies. Everyone knows that's only possible when we're all through the looking glass.

I'll be sure to shed a few tears for her when I'm battling mutants in the nuclear winter.

Nikki Haley, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, made it clear that the Trump administration’s patience with both North Korea and China was rapidly coming to an end. Stating that “North Korea’s launch of an ICBM is a clear and sharp military escalation,” Haley went on to say that “one of our capabilities lies…

It's that last gasp of energy before the long holiday weekend, after which it's bare bones as usual.

*watches with increasing bewilderment and horror.*

1. He is insanely good as Wilson Fisk and pretty much the main reason I'm still watching "Daredevil."

This is also applicable to penguins, except there's a lot more crying and a lot less candlelight. I'll see myself out.

It's possible he witnessed an extremely tender, intimate moment between porcupines. Then again, it's also possible he doesn't know what the hell is going on either.

I've heard that the aforementioned GOP operative is also now dead. Now I'm not saying polonium was involved, but it couldn't hurt to check.

In a move surprising no one, Trump is set to meet with Putin during the G20 summit in Germany next week, the first time either of them has ever officially encountered the other. While National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster told reporters that no agenda has yet been set for the Hamburg meeting, such details mattered…

As bad as it is, the ban's still not harsh enough for Gorsuch and Thomas, so I'm relatively thankful for that. We'll see how things go in the fall.

I was going for "jaundice," but that works too.

Personally, it'll always be Bannon for me, but I can see Pruitt easily taking the crown at the rate this is going. It takes a special kind of maliciousness to want to be the one who wins the War on Mother Nature.

Speaking alongside families whose children have reportedly been killed by illegal immigrants, Trump called for Congress to pass the No Sanctuary for Criminals Act, under which federal funding would be pulled from “sanctuary cities” that do not cooperate with immigration officials. Referring to “dangerous criminal…