Pretty sure wedding cakes are banned under the sharia law we all live under now. Thankfully though, jet fuel still can't melt steal beams.

After three CNN journalists recently resigned due to their involvement in a now retracted story, Trump wasted no time tearing into the company, asking “What about all the other phony stories they do?” Not content with just going after CNN, Trump attacked NBC, CBS, and ABC, crying out in his Twitter that “they are all…

"What an incredible spin-off you've discovered!"

"Who is this? What's your operating number?"

Hey, a dominatrix actually brings joy to the world. So I've heard, anyway.

Great, now we can all see Russia from our homes.

6. Say what you will about his franchise, but the guy knows how to eat a hot dog without giving a damn.

I certainly wish Trump would deny more people his essence. Fluoridation would do wonders for that addled brain of his.

The Supreme Court announced it would hear arguments on Trump’s revised travel ban later this year, but in the meantime, it lifted a block placed on the ban by the lower courts. As such, the ruling will primarily affect tourists and refugees from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Syria, and Yemen. It will not affect…

The only time I laughed tonight was when Evil Cooper looked over at Ray with those dead eyes of his and said "You think so, do you?"

I very much agree that the bomb seemed to be the catalyst for opening all manner of unnatural doorways, though it seems that the lower dimensions received the most summons. In terms of the higher worlds, what was a summons for abominations like the woodsmen came off more as an alarm for Dido and the Giant, whose…

This was brilliant, fucked up, and more than a little moving. I knew Lynch was only giving us an appetizer with the eyeless woman back in episode three, but I never expected to get a full blown meal this early in the series. And by God, the man unsettles me like no one else living. The murderous woodsmen, the…

They're involved, but somewhere along the line it looks like the bill got toned down from "catastrophe" to "excruciating." Clearly, that's not going to cut it with those sharks.

The guy's a class act, through and through.

*bursts into tears* Man, brings back some memories.

They should have just called the episode: "How I learned to fear the Bomb."

Representatives of political groups funded by billionaire industrialists Charles and David Koch are reportedly displeased with the current version of Trumpcare as seen in the Senate because it is not as harsh as the brothers Koch would wish. Tim Phillips, president of the Koch-funded “Americans for Prosperity,” called…

He's still an amateur compared to the 400 pound man who sleeps in the Lincoln bedroom.

See this is the type of question that needs to be covered more, along with if there are no golden showers in April, will there still be tapes in May?

I remember seeing his movie with two cousins at some ungodly hour of the morning back when it came out. All told, there was about 7 people in the theater, counting us. We still cackled like madmen though. Good times.