Two watchdog groups, namely Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and the National Security Archive, have initiated a lawsuit against Trump over White House records. The two organizations accuse the Trump administration of illegally destroying communications that must be preserved by federal law,…

They did it thirty-five minutes ago.

Hey, getting thousands of dollars in debt to learn how to prepare a blackened Trump steak is an invaluable skill in today's economy.

Personally I would have gone with something from Revelations, but then again, this is probably why my Republican congressman avoids me on the street.

Adding the Bible verse was a thoughtful touch, but I don't think Republicans enjoy the Song of Songs very much.

62. I tried to ship him a Da Vinci notebook as an early birthday gift, but Bill Gates beat me to it, that sly dog.

Ever the man of the people, he added that if they really insisted he hire the poor, then he would, but you'll forgive me for being somewhat skeptical.

Jeanette Manfra, deputy undersecretary of cyber security for the Department of Homeland Security, testified to Congress that Russian hackers targeted 21 states during the 2016 presidential election. While she stated that there was no evidence that any vote ballots had been tampered with, Manfra refused to identify the…

The Arnold version from "The Last Action Hero" is, I would argue, the adaptation we need right now.

*Brutus angrily retweets Octavian's home address.*

Now I know who's been funding the "Air Bud" reboot.

I like how she learned to play soccer in prison.

Hell is udder people. I'll see myself out.

Don't worry. He'll be Secretary of Transportation by Friday.

33. I'm pretty envious that Nicholas Cage was his teacher, at least according to Oliver Stone.

At least she's not a neurosurgeon with delusions of grandeur.

Halfway competence is still far too much to expect when dealing with anything Trump-related.

Seemingly washing his hands of any attempt at conciliation with North Korea, Trump tweeted that while he greatly appreciated the “efforts of President Xi & China to help with North Korea, it has not worked out. At least I know China tried!” Other news on the international front included reports that a U.S. fighter jet…

Slight screenplay malfunction? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie! Take the professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

It's a joke. It's all a joke. Alan Moore forgive me.