*Michael Caine angrily retweets his lake house's address.*

I refer you to the mid-credits scene.

Spoiler Alert: Anthony Hopkins is Bumblebee's father. Also Mark Wahlberg is the last of the last knights, but that's another story you don't want to know.

His voice is so damn dull that I'm pretty sure he's kept around solely to help lull Trump to sleep.

That's more logic than the Trump administration is prepared to stomach, I'm afraid.

Where he's going he doesn't need glasses. Wait…

I like how he ended it in the form of a question, as if everyone is still unsure as to whether the Panama Canal really was well-built.

Energy Secretary Rick Perry, when asked as to whether carbon dioxide emissions are driving global climate change, frankly denied the charge, preferring instead to blame “the ocean waters and this environment that we live in.” In addition, Perry felt it necessary to state that “this idea that science is just absolutely…

His new position involves screaming "Hey, Hey, Hey!" as he shuffles through lonely corridors of the West Wing.

"Kill Bill" will always be a masterpiece to me, both parts. I remember Sonny Chiba as Hattori Hanzo pretty much solidifying for me that this was something great the first time I saw it back in high school. Also if anyone hasn't seen it yet, "The Handmaiden," while not a action movie, is as fantastically bonkers as…

Being Hispanic, I thought that line of reasoning seemed familiar.

I'm sure Ivanka was devastated by this shocking new development.

In this aspect, at least, things are pretty reassuring. Whatever else one can say about Mueller, it looks like he's taking things seriously enough to hire extremely competent people to his team.

Not that I know of, although I wouldn't be surprised if they were.

I should have mentioned I was talking about Cliven and Ammon, but as for the rest, they know what they did.

Wasting no time after reports came out that special counsel Robert Mueller is now investigating him for possible obstruction of justice, Trump lambasted the investigation into his campaign’s ties with Russia as being led by “some very bad and conflicted people.” Not content with that, Trump added: “They made up a…

I'm just surprised he knows the word "psyche," although in his case, I'd say it requires much more than a simple tune-up.

You think this is the real Megyn Kelly? It is.

Arnold yelling for the alien to come on and kill him will never not be funny.

I haven't had the pleasure of seeing it yet, but somehow I just know it's already achieved the dubious honor of being better than "The Mummy."