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On the eve of James Comey’s testimony to Congress, he delivered a prepared statement detailing a few of the one-on-one encounters he had with Trump. Comey took care to note that while he only spoke alone with Obama twice in person and never on the phone, he spoke with Trump nine times in four months, three of which

*Oedipus angrily retweets Colin Kaepernick's home address to no avail.*

If some beleaguered White House aide just switches the channel to "Matlock," we won't have to deal with this.

Your idea of giving her copies of two of your favorite films is genuinely sweet and thoughtful. However, given how relatively new things are between the two of you, I'd advise holding off on that for a while. For what it's worth, I do hope you're eventually able to give them to her, it just might come off as too much

Not a character, but John Travolta for me. I'll admit he was fairly good in the recent O.J. miniseries, but just seeing him irritates me to no end. In fairness, though, I am grateful for his contribution of "Adele Dazeem" to the list of words that make me cackle like a madman.

Have you ever enjoyed slap-dash, bare-bones television coverage? You will.

29. But can he survive the next four years? Inquiring minds wish to know!

I look forward to our finest legal minds and future presidential historians trying to pin down the meaning of "covfefe."

Proving that terrible administrations think alike, Trump will nominate Steven G. Bradbury, a former George W. Bush administration official, for the job of general counsel to the Transportation Department. Bradbury, along with John Yoo and Jay Bybee, is most notable for being one of the key authors of documents that

How I could possibly forget a movie featuring Cyrus the Virus, the man who bragged he's killed more men than cancer?

Right now, I just feel bad for the woman who leaked it though. She's only 25, and given Trump's new zeal to crack down on this sort of thing, I imagine they won't go lightly on her.

Well, I'm willing to believe he's in the market for some perfectly good polonium-210. Other than that, just no.

A recently leaked NSA report stated that Russian intelligence operatives attempted to hack the computers of 122 U.S. voting officials just days before the 2016 presidential election. The attack was conducted by GRU, Russia’s largest foreign intelligence agency. The efforts in question began with a successful attempt

*Thomas Pynchon angrily retweets Dylan Thomas's home address.*

Personally, I felt this episode was a little weaker compared to the previous ones, but even that didn't stop it from being damn fine viewing. That shot of Cooper puttering around in the dark in the closing credits was lovely, as was the lingering shot of Amanda Seyfried's blissfully drugged out face. Kudos also to the

I don't know how that garbage fire masquerading as a man will react to a terrorist attack on the U.S, except that it will be categorically horrific. Let's hope we all never find ourselves in that situation.

79. A staple of my 90s childhood. He and Santana always seemed to be on the radio. Good times.

I believe he will be utilizing the cyber, but don't quote me on that.

Trump, presumably impatient at the slow pace of Sunday mornings, tweeted criticism earlier today of London Mayor Sadiq Khan, implying the latter was deliberately careless and had said “there was no reason to be alarmed.” Khan, still dealing with the aftermath of the recent terror attacks, issued a statement calling

He's trying to frame this in terms of money, as in by doing this, he'll save tons of cash for U.S. consumers and also somehow revitalize the economy with the power of coal. Of course, no one at the White House bothered to tell Trump the majority of the civilized world would be angry over this, and for good reason.