22. Even all these years later, I'm still mesmerized like a fool by his delightful coffee commercial.

Word is not to expect anything shocking during Comey's testimony, but given how whole branches of government are seemingly fighting with each other nowadays, anything could happen.

Maybe the eighth time will be the charm!

Playing to the base desires of his supporters, Trump announced earlier today that “the United States will withdraw from the Paris climate accord.” The decision represents a victory for Steve Bannon who, along with EPA chief Scott Pruitt and Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, had urged Trump to withdraw from the deal.…

Now I can look forward to the day when I tell the younger generations that dry land is a myth.

Spoiler Alert: It was Colonel Mustard in the billiards room with the wrench.

I was reading about that earlier, and it's definitely the sort of bizarre crime that should be getting more headlines. I think Jared is eating up all of Ivanka's spotlight quota for the moment though.

The most memorable had to be the time my little brother and I went to go see the third Harry Potter movie back in 2004. It was summer, I was in high school and he was still in elementary, and he just had to go see it or else the whole house wouldn't hear the end of it. We go to the less classy movie theater the next…

Unlikely, although in today's world, it's unfortunately not out of the question. The biggest beneficiary will be China, as pretty much everyone knows they're keen to take the leadership role on this. I'm sure it'll make for a fascinating conversation the next time Xi Jinping swings by Mar-a-Lago, provided it hasn't…

Reports that Trump was planning to exit the Paris Agreement on climate change, spurred by an earlier tweet indicating that he was nearing a decision on the matter, have now gained traction as multiple sources have indicated Trump is firmly in favor of exiting the accord. In doing so, the U.S. would join Syria and…

I think you pretty much picked the top of the pile there with "Transformers." I don't know how much more of Michael Bay's endless explosions and bizarre, convoluted plots the nation can take.

"Let me tell you, folks, I'm gonna have an aneurysm, and it's gonna be so beautiful, it's gonna make my head spin. Tremendous."

I think he's still recovering from that exhausting foreign trip abroad, in which he managed to piss off most of Europe and the free world. A stroke would be nice though.

Michael Flynn, feeling the weight of all those subpoenas, has reportedly agreed to comply with certain requests from a Senate Intelligence Committee. Flynn apparently plans to hand over documents from his businesses as well as some personal documents by next week. Meanwhile, the situation was decidedly less rosy for…

He bumped into the Russian ceiling which now has to be washed, so he gets nothing!

And I thought they sounded bad…on the outside!

I hear Leni Riefenstahl is currently on the market and quite adept at all manner of communications. Someone better get her a direct line to the Oval Office quick.

On the bright side, Syria and the U.S. would finally be in agreement on something.

I'll admit, the Jundland Wastes are looking pretty cozy right about now.

Former CIA Director Michael Hayden, when asked to comment on the recent allegations concerning Jared Kushner’s plans to arrange secret communications with the Russians during Trump’s transition period, stated he chalked up such plans to “naivete” for now, but didn’t stop there. Hayden wondered “what manner of…