The last time Trump was ever innocent was probably the fourth grade, and even scholars concede the point is debatable. That said, it seems like Trump and his crew asked everyone and their grandmother for help in persuading Comey to take the focus off Flynn, with the results being mixed at best.

I'm sure Jared will get right on it, right after he clinches the deal on peace in the Middle East.

Michael Flynn, stating through his lawyer that “assurances against unfair prosecution” had not been made, invoked the Fifth Amendment to avoid turning over documents that had been subpoenaed by a Senate intelligence committee. This comes as both Paul Manafort and Roger Stone, apparently not feeling the heat, turned…

I seriously loved the first part of Episode 3. The dark ocean, the blind woman, that horrifying thing that was pounding at the door, all of it. If nothing else, it reminded me of the best parts of "Inland Empire." Cooper in the casino was hilarious, and seeing goddamn Ethan Suplee, who remains a part of my "Boy Meets…

At least he got two rides.

Words aren't enough to describe how excellent these episodes are, and how damn glad I am to see that Lynch is still in top form. Seeing the nightmare of modern America through Lynch's eyes and the exquisite dream that remains the Red Room surpassed my expectations and then some. Seeing Cooper, especially, a man out of…

No Roger Ailes and no Bill O' Reilly make Fox News viewers go something something.

It's certainly looking that way, but for now, I'm just glad he'll be the international community's problem for a few days instead of ours.

I fear neither Stone nor his disturbing Nixon tattoo!

Still debating on whether to watch this. On the hand, I'm curious to see what the filmmakers managed to capture. On the other hand, I'm not entirely sure I want to waste free time watching slime like Roger Stone, even if it adds to one's knowledge of the alt right. Ah well, I'll probably be too distracted by the new…

Pence is slippery, and far more versed in the ways of Washington than Trump will ever be, so unfortunately for the nation, expect him to wiggle out of this.

5. I really wanted to give a good rhyme/But pointless browsing ate up my time.

While he’ll soon embark on a nine-day overseas trip (Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belgium, Italy, and the Vatican will all be visited) commencing on May 19th, Trump showed no signs of turning his mind to foreign affairs, instead raging that the appointment of Robert Mueller as special counsel constituted “the single greatest…

Roger Ailes, much like Bill O' Reilly's insufferable book series, went on far longer than was decent for the nation's sanity.

I'm surprised Trump can even read, to be honest. With so many fiascos hitting in one week, I'm sure he'll be doing even less reading than usual.

And my axe!

Luckily for Trump, he's heading out of town on Friday to go visit Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Rome. He's taking Bannon, Priebus, McMaster, and practically the whole rotten bunch along with him. We'll see how many international incidents he'll start overseas.

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, alleged author of the memo that lead to the Comey Affair, appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller to serve as special counsel overseeing the investigation into Russian influence in the 2016 election. Mueller was previously the FBI leader under the George W. Bush…

If I wanted the commander in chief to swear that much, I would have voted for Gordon Ramsay. At least we'd all have non-stick pans.

Even Nixon was loath to mess with Hoover. Granted, the latter was a thousand times worse than Comey, but that's another story.