A pinch of Benghazi, a drop of rosemary, and 100% concentrated Internet rage. After that, you have to let it sit for the night, but don't quote me on that.

In what can only be described as one of the more bizarre Valentine Day’s requests on record, Trump reportedly asked James Comey on February 14th of this year to end the official investigation of Michael Flynn. This news comes from a detailed memo of the meeting that was composed by Comey himself, reportedly a habit…

Fox News hosts. I hate these guys.

I've seen trash compactors less dense than that film.

So that means Wolverine will be back too right? Oh wait…

I would have placed Trump squarely in the Bigly Category, where even hellspawn fear to tread.

People seem to forget how insanely well-written "Frankenstein" is, and it speaks to Mary Shelley's strength as an author that it still endures to this day. Her husband tends to overshadow her at times, and while he is justly regarded as one of the greatest of poets, her prose is more than worthy to stand alongside his…

Pretty sure the true code is found if you play "Rocky IV" backwards.

You're a braver soul than I am.

Who knew international espionage could be so simple?

I'd rather have Arnold back in charge, delivering his corny catchphrases instead of this free-for-all lunacy.

During his meeting last week with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and likely Russian spy Sergey Kislyak, Trump disclosed “highly classified information” that “jeopardized a critical source of intelligence on the Islamic State.” The information in question came from a U.S. ally, and while his status as president…

Ivanka's more qualified to run the FBI than Jared is, and she's almost as terrible an "author" as her father is.

That would be great, but Trump's indicated that he wants a new FBI Director in place before he goes on his trip to Saudi Arabia, Israel, and Rome later this week. How in the world that could happen is something I don't know, but clearly he wants a loyalist taking the job quickly.

The Heritage Foundation went all in for Trump months ago, and given that they're the same twits who wanted funding cut for the arts and the humanities nationwide, I wouldn't trust a word they say.

North Korea, ignoring the threat of further sanctions, fired a ballistic missile that landed in the sea near Russia earlier today. The White House’s only comment on the situation was to indicate that given the missile’s proximity to Russian soil, Trump “cannot imagine that Russia is pleased.” Meanwhile, it’s come to…

Even that would be preferable to lambs lead to slaughter, which is what I worry we're coming to.

Sheldon's bachelor party, which under Howard's direction will turn into a depraved bacchanalia, will consume the majority of the new season's episodes. Calling it now.

36. I'm still pretty amazed that even after all these years, he's still going strong. "My Cherie Amour" is a personal favorite, cliché though the choice may be.

The letter, like all of Trump's books, isn't worth the paper it's printed on. As for his casualness, I'm sure it simply left Holt bewildered, like every other part of that interview.