Giving no forewarning, Trump fired FBI Director James Comey earlier today, stating in the letter of dismissal that “while I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation, I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to…

You know what, fuck every single person who voted for Trump. I don't care what reasons you have for doing it; they are simply not good enough to justify that beast's constant degradation of democracy, the Constitution, and the Republic itself. If ever there was a time to sound the alarm bells, it's now.

As always, it can be two things.

The first season is quite good, though I consider it weaker when compared to the following seasons. If nothing else, it has some gorgeous cinematography, along with certain mellow, melancholy vibes that only add to its charm. If you're ever inclined, I highly recommend it.

The only ones who could ever truly control Trump are the lizard people, and even they don't want anything to do with him.

Ted Cruz deserved all that and more. Personally, I will always despise him for his ongoing efforts to ruin "The Princess Bride."

5. I'd be completely fine with him bantering with and blithely insulting James Bond for another movie.

There is no place for facts in Trump's world, only every increasing amounts of bigly.

Sally Yates, former Deputy Attorney General during the Obama administration, told a Senate subcommittee that she warned White House Counsel Don McGahn in late January of this year that Michael Flynn was “compromised” and “could essentially be blackmailed” by Russia. It’s also come to light that Obama, during a meeting…

But I just can't smile without Del Toro.

I really do hope the House and the Senate both get taken back by the Democrats, but for now, I'd just be happy seeing Trump thrown back into the turgid waters of Mar-a-Lago.

Issa is well-known and loathed over here, so I'm sure the people in his district are taking this well.

I enjoy those commercials but at the same time, I'm envious. Drinking Nespresso with Clooney just seems like the most carefree, joyous of lives.

"Michael Clayton" is a seriously underrated movie. The first time I saw it, I couldn't quite believe how good it was. I thought Tom Wilkinson was also great in it.

I hope so too, but unfortunately one should never underestimate the willingness of GOP members, whether of the House or of the Senate, to cave in to the party's demands.

2. I forgive you for the hot mess that was "Batman & Robin," Clooney, if only because the "Ocean's Eleven" trilogy was so damn fun.

By a razor-thin margin of 217-213, the House of Representatives passed the widely lamented American Health Care Act, soon to be known far and wide as Trumpcare in roiling congressional districts across the nation. Its prospects of passage had seemed doubtful as late as the night before, but after Speaker Paul Ryan’s…

So we've moved from "Let them eat cake" to "Let them die in the street." That's progress done the Paul Ryan way.

The day they finally drag Assange kicking and screaming out of his run-down room in the Ecuadorean embassy will be a celebration indeed.

Pretty much the only big events I remember from the 90s are the O.J. Simpson trial and how much Janet Reno scared the hell out of me.