The whole impeachment fiasco happened during my childhood, so pretty much the entirety of it is a blur in my memory when it comes to the major players, with the unfortunate exception of Kenneth Starr. That said, I'm not terribly surprised to learn Graham was involved. He's one of those conservatives who like to play…

Only after Trump has finished calling up every Republican he can find to get them on board with their monstrous new health-care plan. He's probably got Fox News recorded for later so he can unwind.

Upon meeting with Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas during the latter’s official visit to the White House, Trump weighed in on the prospect of peace in the Middle East, saying that an Israeli-Palestinian agreement would be “not as difficult as people have thought.” Noticeably light on the details of accomplishing this,…

I was thinking more along the lines of the cat than the penguin, but hey, if you like it, I wish you well!

It just seems like such a slog keeping up with all these universes, to the point where I miss my childhood days of "Batman Returns." It was crazy and in no way age-appropriate, but at least it was relatively self-contained. It also led to a certain…appreciation of other things, but we'll leave that alone for now.

As someone who occasionally glances through newspaper comics when I'm still bleary-eyed in the morning, you're not wrong to complain about their qualities. And ridiculous as it is, I miss when libraries still had card catalogs, which I know was an inefficient system, but it's more of a sentimental thing for me.

Demonstrating his talent at picking the cream of the crop, Trump has appointed Teresa Manning, an anti-abortion activist, to oversee a federal family planning program for low-income Americans. Manning has argued that “contraception doesn’t work,” and that abortion is merely “legalized crime.” Even worse, however, is…

Trump's newfound fascination with the Civil War is something I attribute to that looming portrait of Andrew Jackson he's got hanging in the Oval Office. That thing probably starts whispering all kinds of insanity in Trump's ear during his daily Fox News binge, and so here we are.

Pretty sure he left because that gum he likes is going to come back in style.

But from my point of view, TBS is evil!

Very true! Facts should be foremost, and I try to keep the focus there, but my love of snark occasionally muddles things, so by all means, feel free to ask for clarification anytime.

Always a roll of the loaded dice with that man!

Ah, he didn't actually bring it up at all, that was just me being stupid. But given that Green was saying how all government toys, aircraft carriers included, should be made available for purchase by private citizens, I wouldn't be surprised if he voiced support for privatizing nuclear weapons.

Definitely would not be a pay-per-view fight, that's for sure, although I would enjoy the sight of them tag-teaming on a lone Putin.

Watch out for Observers, and if you could tell the unrepressed version of me that he sucks, I'd very much appreciate it.

This question is out of order, this entire Debate Club is out of order! But really, I could be worse, so I'm grateful for boring stability.

It's already a new month, so expect the official position on North Korea to change about a dozen more times before the end.

Senator Mark Green of Tennessee, currently Trump’s nominee for Army secretary, is a strong believer in an armed citizenry, so much so that he believes ordinary citizens should “be allowed to maintain whatever weapon the federal government has.” Whether this means regular people would be allowed to possess their own…

I would have liked to see Munch and Fin tackle this one, although with the way things are going, this episode is probably getting shelved in the same vault NBC keeps all those incriminating "Celebrity Apprentice" tapes.

You won't be saying that when we build a great, big, beautiful Trail of Tears and make the Cherokee pay for it.