Even that assessment is too generous by far. Overall, it just seems like it was a whole lot of nothing.

I love cougars! Wait…

He could have at least offered them some damn cake.

After packing nearly every member of the U.S. Senate into a bus and sending them to the White House for a classified briefing on North Korea policy, one would think the Trump administration had something substantial to disclose. For the senators who attended, however, this was far from the truth. Top government…

But that's the problem. All of you were so preoccupied with whether or not he could hand out sausages that you didn't stop to think if he should.

I had a similar experience earlier this year. My younger brother and I were talking about upcoming movies and somehow we reached the subject of Mel Gibson. I mentioned that as a director, Gibson isn't devoid of skill, but as human being, he's pretty repulsive. My brother contested the latter part by saying that "the…

From what I've heard, it's gorgeously shot and the acting is quite strong. Hopefully it does well.

I'm repressed, not a saint!

For further elaboration, see the classified annals of the 700 club.

Where to start with this one? Trump's reason for taking on the dastardly Canadians is probably the same one he uses for most anything he does: because he feels like it. On the topic of California cheese, I have no problem with it, then again I live there. And as for Cali Cheese, simply tremendous, no sucking…

Still more coherent than whatever reasoning Trump is using.

Signaling that Mexico is not the only neighboring country seen as a threat, the Trump administration announced new tariffs on Canadian lumber imports that’ll range from 3 percent to 24 percent. Trump, never one to pass up an opportunity to add insult to injury, also took the time earlier today to lash out at the…

The Trump administration believes in action! They have no time to waste on petty concerns like logic or morality.

I think you better sit down for this.

All I've been able to make out so far is that no one really knows what the hell will be happening on Wednesday. People are already starting to say that Trump is simply using this as an excuse for a glamorous photo-op ahead of the 100 day marker, which could very well be the case.

Given that April 25th of this year marks the 85th anniversary of the founding of North Korea’s army, there’s rampant speculation that the nuclear test which they failed to conduct in their most recent celebration might instead happen on this date. The tension, seemingly reaching even Trump’s usual unflappable…

I don't see why they can't use a perfectly good title like "Havana Nights."

That was already old hat for him by that time, so God only knows whatever sordid practices he's waxing nostalgic for.

Trump's personal goal is the 1980s, but Pence's goal, like the stalwart Republicans you mention, is clearly the 1950s. Of course Bannon, not to be outdone, wants to take us back to the goddamn Crusades, so it's really more of a mixed bag all around.

Don't get me started on the regional jerk store.