It's just a silly theory of mine, but I remember reading an interview with him where he went on in rapturous tones about how one couldn't do the sort of things today that went on back then. If anyone would be nostalgic for that era, it would be Trump.

I'll have you know that they are the current leaders in technology circa 1948.

It's a terrible movie, but I still enjoy the hell out of it, mostly because I find the thought of James Franco riding around in a Soviet-era tank with North Korea's leader hilarious.

The only time I ever felt remotely sorry for Trump was when I realized he's a man out of time. For him, the Eighties were the height of his happiness, and he just wants to go back there. Unfortunately, we're all being dragged back with him.

Antarctica's no joke. And that's all the commentary that particular subject gets today.

Can we just send James Franco and Seth Rogen over there as friendly ambassadors? They supposedly have experience with this type of thing. And yes, there's a better chance of Mexico taking back Texas than there is of it paying for The Wall.

I'm told the gulags there are quite refreshing this time of year.

Intent on demonstrating its military might, North Korea said it was ready and willing to sink a U.S aircraft carrier, even as two Japanese navy ships joined said carrier for military exercises in the region. Even more worrisome, North Korean authorities detained a U.S. citizen late last week as he attempted to leave…

As disliked as the sequels are, I'm pretty fond of them, shortcomings and all. Morpheus taking a samurai sword to a truck is insanely glorious, and Trinity's first glimpse of a sunlit, clear sky is something I still find rather moving. The subway fight and Neo taking back his name is pretty damn amazing though.

Now you're just talking crazy. Small descriptions are forbidden!

Pretty sure it's all because Assange heard Ecuador is particularly nice this time of year.

That's understandable, since Jeff Sessions would prefer us all to think of Hawaii as a single island of treason.

During a joint press conference at the White House with Italy’s prime minister, Trump decided to weigh in on the Iran nuclear deal. Saying that Iran “has not lived up to the spirit of the agreement,” Trump added that the deal was currently being scrutinized and so “we’ll have something to say about it in the not too…

I was already intrigued when I heard she had the powers of a girl, but now a squirrel too? That just sealed the deal.

But does Christian Bale engage in a brutal battle of fists with the Turks towards the end?

So Putin was influenced by a political book that in turn was influenced by a German jurist who also happened to influence the Nazis? Say it ain't so.

I guess Putin decided the Boris Nemtsov method was too flashy for this occasion.

He's already got top men working on it.

I for one do not welcome our new North Korean overlords.

A Russian government think tank, the Moscow-based Russian Institute for Strategic Studies, apparently developed plans in June and October of last year whose sole intent was to ensure that Trump was elected president and to erode faith in the U.S. electoral system. What adds weight to these allegations is that this…