Having suffered through one of his laborious speeches at my high-school, I can't say this doesn't feel pleasant.

For those of you who were not acquainted with Devin Nunes before now, please know that you have my deepest envy. While he’s never represented my district, his area of influence is close enough that he’s been written about in the local papers for years. He’s a born and bred conservative Californian, a particularly…

I'll buy a dozen tickets if he can send this new commenting system back to the shadows.

It sounds like she's got a hell of a lot to handle at the moment, so I'd advocate going with option two, as in practicing handling boner frustration. As always, being aware of your partner's mood and feelings is key, and you seem to be keeping on top of that. My advice? Be patient and kind, since having my own…

Never underestimate a man who salivated over the thought of robbing the poor while at keg parties.

Trump’s negotiating skills must be rusty, since sizeable swaths of Republicans are still leery of approving Trumpcare. As such, he’s now resorted to one of his favorite tactics: the art of the threat. Telling the holdouts that they would lose their seats in 2018 if they didn’t get on board, Trump even went so far as…

He just sounds increasingly bitter that he couldn't get a reservation at Dorsia.

It’s official, folks. James Comey, our esteemed Director of the FBI, confirmed in testimony to Congress earlier today that his agency has been investigating links between the Trump team and Russian officials since July of 2016. Why he felt the need to keep silent on this particular matter while being more chatty on…

It gets better. During the same conversation, he used his absurd logic to suggest that, subsequently, public school teachers were not worth very much because of how paltry their salaries are.

Today I present you with the curious case of Robert and Rebekah Mercer, a father and daughter duo who have largely avoided becoming household names like other Trump cronies, but whose influence within the Trump administration remains sordidly deep. Conservative megadonors like the Koch brothers, they were virtually…

I’ll leave the finer details of Trump’s horrific budget plan to other, more capable commentators, since I want to focus on one particular detail tonight, namely, his proposal for eliminating the National Endowment for the Arts and the National Endowment for the Humanities. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, best…

This was his design.

Krauthammer's so full of it that I'm always surprised when he occasionally stumbles into the land of reason.

As expected from a man who's mastered the art of the deal.

Just a quick note for anyone who hasn’t heard by now. Trump’s second attempt at the Muslim ban was also struck down earlier today by the U.S. courts. He apparently wants to go back to the first version now, because hey, why not? In any case, we can chalk this up as a victory for now.

A little break from the impending apocalypse that is Trumpcare into the sewer that serves as Steve Bannon’s mind. In January 2016, he was quoted as saying: “The whole thing in Europe is all about immigration. It’s a global issue today – this kind of global Camp of the Saints.” For those of you who aren’t connoisseurs…

Can't this damn commenting system see that I'm holding a beverage here?

It's almost as if I were back in the blissful, non atrocious commenting section of yesterday evening.

I knew the Trump administration would find a way to get its revenge.

This new comment collapsing system is bad and it should feel bad.