Who are you trying to fool, Hiddleston? "The Night Manager" was pretty damn good, but now I have to bring you down to Chinatown.

This whole piece reminds me of an incident from my high-school days. It was Chemistry class of junior year, and with a substitute that day, we pretty much were all doing our own thing and enjoying it. For reasons I'll never understand, this white guy (who I knew by sight but had never spoken a single word to) decided…

I believe that's the Mar-a-Lago daily toast, yes.

So over a thousand law professors think Jeff Sessions would be a terrible, no good choice for Attorney General, which coupled with the recent fiasco over the Congressional Ethics Office, should give you a fairly accurate preview of Trump's administration, aka the United Underworld.

Terrible movie, terrific soundtrack. All in all, I'd rate the film a solid "Mr. E."

Mel Gibson would beg to differ, along with various other sordid things.

Everyone knows "Suicide Squad" has already got that locked up.

It seems the lesson about having the high ground finally sunk in.

I was with you up until "leather bunny costume," because after researching that, I couldn't be bothered with anything else.

No time for fear, children. That comes later.

Not even mentioning the fact that Hulk's candy is dandy but Thor's liquor is quicker.

I guess all that sweet "Mobile Strike" money wasn't enough to keep Arnold out of the limelight.

I would have liked more Forest Whitaker, but yes, the CGI was all kinds of terrible.

Couriers for everyone!

I do not welcome our new 2017 overlords. Also, be safe out there.

I hear Putin is throwing a killer New Year's party for all those American diplomats.

3-D snowflakes sound inane enough to finish off this damn year.

Any chance of returning 2016 back to Blockbuster?

I feel like an idiot for not realizing she was the one who voiced Charlotte, but regardless, as someone whose VHS copy of "Charlotte's Web" was a staple of their childhood, all I can say is: Thanks for keeping me company.

"Templars. I hate these guys."