Kissinger is a vile toad who's clinging to life with the same demonic lifeline that's keeping Trump afloat.

It's part of who you are!

Happy Festivus, everyone. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need the rest of the year to complete my airing of grievances.

It becomes a reality show next month, is what they meant to say.

Something, something, midi-chlorians.

Giving debauchery a bad name since 2016.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane. I'll be in my bunk.

I'm sure any inappropriate behavior will not only be singled out, but encouraged the moment the cameras are off.

Now that's Stallone's withdrawn himself, I'm sure The Nuge is now top contender for that sweet National Endowment for the Arts chairmanship.

Billy Bush kept the secret well.

Better enjoy this year's winter while you can, folks, because from the looks of it, the only one we'll be getting next year under the frothing fool will be a nuclear one.

Very appropriate considering Trump's Cabinet is made up of molds, spores, and fungus.

Hopefully they stop for strudel.

Just take all my spice right now.

Are we not still friends?

If only they had included Raiden, this would have easily gotten an A.

We all know how well that turned out.

The fifth version comes with a pre-packaged sampler of Ford's finest weed.

Nope, that's reserved for Emma Stone.

Yes, but when does Harrison Ford get his ass to Mars?