This movie's a flat circle if ever I saw one.

When you're a celebrity, they let you steal the popcorn of others.

*The California Raisins shed a bitter tear*

I finally watched both "Fantasia" movies, despite meaning to watch them for years now. Gorgeous animation all around.

Might as well put Tom Cruise in charge of the Federal Reserve while you're at it.

I couldn't agree more with Eva Green, Bob Odenkirk, and Thandie Newton's selections, but to that list I would add Jeffrey Wright as well, since the man blew me away with how damn good he was.

Hearing how all the tech leaders, including Bezos, visited Trump Tower and bent the knee to the frothing fascist himself was depressing as hell, although not really too surprising. I can't even imagine how disgustingly smug that twit Peter Thiel must have been.

You know it's been a bad year when fiction is more comforting than reality.

Slightly better than "Jurassic World" but not as thrilling as "The Lost World."

I know the Amish enjoy well-crafted labor, but not to that extent.

Mere child's play compared to the sophisticated torture 2017 has in store for us.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Just use "Journey Into Night" for that occasion.

If "Westworld" isn't in the top three, at the very least, just cease all motor functions now.

*Cue blissful smile on Dustin Hoffman's face.*

You just can't beat those Trump University lawyers.

I fully expect Trump to skip a national security briefing to watch this, and then angrily tweet about its unfair depiction of "such a fantastic man" at four in the morning.

A Russian riddle wrapped in a rage-filled enigma.

*Frank Miller begins writing an angry, incoherent rebuttal*

The Earthsea books are amazing. "The Farthest Shore" is a particular favorite of mine.