If they're still there by the time Trump takes office, and it certainly looks that way from all indications, it's going to be messy as hell. As much as I've laughed about "Get 'em out!" and how stupid it sounds, I can't help wondering how violent it's going to get when Trump or one of his thugs finally pays attention…

I was wondering where all those fresh-faced recruits for the Trump Youth were going to be coming from, and now I know.

See you at the party, Richter!

I don't know how she had the time to make a reality show with all the newspapers she reads.

This is some pleasant news indeed. Not as pleasant as discovering H.G. Wells's hidden cache of Victorian-era pornography, but still nice.

Trump lashing out at Castro sounds more like sour grapes than anything. That, and I'm pretty sure the former is just jealous that the world's attention is momentarily focused on another horrible person for the moment.

Sadly, Admiral Piett will not be able to attend the viewing.

*Spike Lee angrily retweets Kevin Spacey's address*

Send her a crate of roadside strawberries.

I'll have six of whatever she's smoking.

No, because some, he assumes, are good people.

So Trump yelled at reporters, continued his shady business dealings, and claimed Bannon would never have been hired if he really was part of the alt-right. In other words, The Terror continues.

So John McCain, apparently deciding he can return to his maverick status now that he's safely back in office, stated that he would fight against any use of torture by the Trump Administration. Mike Pence, still feeling gracious after seeing "Hamilton," said that while he respected McCain, things were different now…

That was the point where I realized Miles Teg had a grand purpose after all.

Given that I expect spice to be the new currency by 2018, this is strangely relevant.

Never go full Bannon.

The Peron to Trump's Evita.

So pretty much the day comedy died.

When you're a Breitbart, they let you do it.

They'll keep up the soothing tones right until they push us off the cliff.