Their lessons put more emphasis on presentation than precision. That, and trying to stockpile jackboots.

And it's not even December yet. Jesus Christ.

No grabbing and no tweeting make Trump go something something.

He's more Breitbart than man; twisted and evil.

Satan seems like he'd make the trains run on time, whereas with Bannon, all we get is train-wreck.

I like to think of him as a pudgier Bib Fortuna.

*George Lucas angrily retweets Bail Organa's address*

What's the deal with the alt-right?

*Spike Lee angrily retweets Carmen Miranda's address*

Pretty sure it all evaporated when Supper Club made its debut.

Nice game, pretty boy!

I fully expect Trump to give himself the medal for all four years, with a few tossed about to his children and a very special one given to Bannon.

The Donald Trump Award for Audacious Aryans with Agonizing Achievements.

Fortunately, Cuba Gooding Jr. already has experience in playing Ben Carson, so we can add his name to the program.

Well at least we can say years from now that Trump won the war on Libido. Heck of a job, Donald.

So I took a look at the list of people Trump is considering to fill his Cabinet and all I can say is….Good Lord. That frothing at the mouth phony Giuliani and that sleazy bureaucrat Christie are bad enough, but Joe Arpaio? Hopefully Trump, in his hazy wisdom, passes over him but I wouldn't bet on it. Keep up the…

After Trump pardons Cosby, I immediately expect the latter to be appointed Pudding Czar.

Well that's one way to get the high ground.

The week isn't even over yet and already the creeps who feel emboldened by Trump's win are coming out of the woodwork in droves. And while the ongoing protests are a comfort, I can't help worrying how long it will take before the police begin cracking down hard.

While The Hobbit movies were an overall mess, the first one that has Gandalf quietly speaking about "ordinary acts of kindness that keep the darkness at bay" comforted me more than I thought it would in the last few days.