Pretty sure Judge Dredd's got that locked up already.

We already know the Four Horsemen will be making up Trump's cabinet.

Can't sleep, Trump will eat me.

Just wait until next week.

Back in August, I wrote a pretty strong letter to the local newspaper calling Trump and his supporters vile racists. To my surprise, it got published. Back then I felt proud. Now….I still feel proud, but wonder if it's going to come back and bite me. I'm probably being overly paranoid, but given what's happened, I…

Damn you, I was going to be a gumshoe for the ages! Now I have to settle for running that nightclub in Morocco.

Unfortunately, we'll all be traveling there.

Time travel does sound rather nice right now.

All I'm saying is Dr. Strange needs to go make a bargain with Trump.

Still pretty numb, but hopefully I'll begin to thaw out sometime next week. I'll have to visit my mother within the next few days and comfort her; that should help a bit.

I believe the Trump administration has designated a special category for that, one that fits for the poor as well. They call it "the dartboard."

It's already started. The KKK, classy fellows that they are, were spotted rejoicing on a North Carolina bridge earlier. Hold your loved ones close.

You know it's bad when the man who wrote the Red Wedding is depressed.

Get ready for four years of Kenny getting put up against the wall. Bastards.

Nice game, pretty boy!

I would say it couldn't happen to a nicer guy, but then we still have to suffer through the sterling statesmen who will make up the new administration, who will doubtless make Comey look tame by comparison.

Not sure we'll be arguing about this in the days to come, but thanks for the effort.

Whatever his reasons, Comey let it happen here. I hope he's proud.

Please don't give up, Colbert. There's a long, dark stretch ahead of us, and we need all the cheer we can get.

My summer home.