I would have been happy with Gus Fring. Instead we got Tuco.

If the Old West needs any blacksmiths, I'd be willing to learn.

I never wanted to find out what was in the box, and yet today, I was forced to look anyway.

Sealand it is!

I hear his brother's career is also looking up.

Mark my words, this is a turning point in history. We've crossed the Rubicon, and boy, is it looking ugly.

We can walk to the wall together.

Gibbon would have had a field day.

Given the choice, I'd take Gozer right now.

Fuck Donald Trump.

Marty never retrieved the almanac.

The Jundland Wastes are looking pretty good right about now.

I'll be in my bunker.

Trump wishes he could be as classy as Palpatine.

…….With thunderous applause.

Fear and loathing in the republic: 2016 edition.

Ladies and gentlemen, hold your loved ones close. It's gonna be a long night.

There's very little that's not better than a Trump win, and for all the ugliness that's sure to stem from Republican congress members once Hillary's in office, at least we can be thankful that horrid clown will only be down the street and not in the White House proper.

As bizarre as it is, knowing that actually makes me hopeful. I'd long since labeled Beck a lost cause, but if even he can change this much, maybe the future will be less bleak. Now Hannity, on the other hand, will always be vile. That's his punishment.

So I read earlier today that Glenn Beck said Obama made him a better man. What the hell is happening?