My great-uncle used to dye his hair a color not unlike Thousand Island Dressing. It’s like, why. You had brown hair when you were young.

You mean Trump looks like a cuck in front of all of his simple-minded, mouth-breathing supporters? Sad.

She had a major anger management problem, which, what better way to treat it than become a teacher to small children?

My second grade teacher kicked a kid in the back because he couldn’t move out of her way fast enough when she was trying to get to her desk. I think it was during “free time” and the kid was lying on the floor coloring or something.