Well, the "coast-to-coast" is good because everybody gets to watch it at the same time. Other than that, meh.

I've never been authentically anything.

Perky D., Mr G., Ad Rocky, Mancy.

I've been trying to find a fantastic article that was written by a black transgender man in defense of Dolezal.

I agree with you that race is a construct, but by that logic, I don't see how you're defending Dolezal's assertion that she was somehow born the wrong race, and is "actually black". That just reifies racial categories.

He'd better. Him and Barry Humphries are the only Barries Australia has left!

You don't count, Matthew.

Barry Gibb is alive??

Why do you assume that there are multiple creators?

Isn't that what you're supposed to be doing there?

CBS! CBS! CBS!

Break a leg!

It's been following Paul Ryan's fitness program?

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Are you sure that isn't an advertisement for overpriced coffee?

No, I think it's pretty clear that he buggered a fire.

Somebody needs to press this into asphalt.

The A.V. Club

The Soviet Union had also disbanded by the time the message appeared.

[Insert sexist joke about Lena Dunham's appearance/nudity.]