How is it a win to be the 'tard? That's like saying that being a cuck is a good thing.

It's pronounced "Tom"!

Wait, they only film Survivor at night?

They might not have ever seen a map before. Or know what the word "penis" means.

Yep, typical Australian values are pretty close to Florida/Alabama/Texas'.

NY or CA?

And like crying.

most everyone is welcome.

What about stealing the staplers?

Hey, it has brown chips in it. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing isn't it?

Does the Australian government even allow non-right-wing people to enter the country?

Yeah, that's the obvious explanation for preferring vanilla ice cream.

Like, when you need to get a jar open and the lid's really stuck on.

*BEEEP*

And to 'shake your booty' means to 'wiggle one's butt'. Allow me to demonstrate.

And you'd walk to work single-file to hide your numbers?

So, "a walk" is what you call kidnapping? Is rope a deductible item?

Like most Fox hosts, it's astounding that he actually has a job.

It's not widely known that Peter Pan was hella-racist off-screen.

It's more of a large pile that's blocking the corridors and fire exits.