And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Also, they're athletes… I don't think they're at risk of suddenly becoming overweight. They can burn off those calories.

The nanotechnology accident that destroyed half of Cleveland?

the resulting serotonin and endorphin rush is close to the one we get from having sex.

That's quite a tale.

I'm not sure who "raccoon" is supposed to be a racial epithet for, but I don't like the sound of it.

I think the concept of fuel efficiency is beyond their comprehension. Have you seen how large the vehicles they drive are?

Immediately after posting, I realized I should have added "well, until the robot singularity, anyway" to that. Can we get a Rockbreaker in the house!?

Those coal mines don't mine themselves.

A lot of schools might turn that into critical thinking in the style of Alex Jones and "alternative facts."

https://frinkiac.com/video/…

What the fuck is going on?

Haven't you heard? That's how he "relates to the average American" etc. Doesn't need no fancy grammar or sentences that make any sense.

Huh? A public transit system also reduces traffic for people who aren't using public transit. It means there will be less traffic on the road, so you can get to where you're going more quickly.

Holy shit, it works!

Queerception

When was the last time a president faced accountability for illegal or unethical conduct? Nixon? And even then he just got a slap on the wrist.

We all need something to get us through our cuckolding…

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

If somewhere doesn't have an escalator going to there, is it really somewhere worth going to?